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3月27日 Must-HearThis really is a must-hear story:
One day, I was walking to the libary. When I got there, I noticed a very odd thing. There was a woof warshing dishes! I was all like, "Ahhhhh! There is a woof warshing dishes!"
At this point, of course, I was very flustrated. Very, very flustrated. So I sat down to draw a pitcher. I decided that pitchers tend to sooth me, especially very detailful pitchers of punkins. So I sat down to draw a pitcher of a very mischevious (stress the "eee" sound before the "us" sound) looking punkin.
Irregardless of my punkin pitcher, the woof warshing dishes in the libary was still keeping me quite flustrated. Or, put into even simpler terms, fustrated. You know what I mean. So to relieve my fustration I chucked a reraser at the woof. I chucked a bunch at him until he was abruised into submission. Take that, libary woof!
Doo-do do. Does anyone else here feel like a complete idiot? If not, maybe these will put me back on the plus:
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can't can a can, can he?
There was a young lady of Harris
Whom nothing could ever embarass
'Til the salts that she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think-
But 'twas gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
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